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The best (and most romantic) way of describing Johnlock. From my 86 year old Grandpa

  • Grandpa:

    You know, I think Sherlock and John might end up together.

  • Gramma:

    You think they're homosexual?

  • Grandpa:

    Not really.

  • Gramma:

    So what do you mean you think they'll end up together?

  • Grandpa:

    (frustrated) I think that they're perfect for each other! I mean, just look at them together!

  • Gramma:

    (raises an eyebrow)

  • Grandpa:

    Stop with the homosexual! They should be with each other because they GO together! They make each other happy! Isn't that what being in a good relationship's about?

  • Grandpa:

    Saying someone's homosexual is like saying I love blonds.

  • Gramma:

    You do like blonds dear.

  • Grandpa:

    But you're not blond.

  • Gramma:

    No... I'm not.

  • Grandpa:

    You never have been! I feel in love with you with brown hair and stayed in love when you turned grey. I love you for you. Grey or brunette, young or old. Just like John and Sherlock.

  • Gramma:

    (smiling)

  • Grandpa:

    John may like women like I like blonds, but that doesn't mean he's going to ignore someone perfect for him just because it's not a woman. And Sherlock clearly loves him.

  • Gramma:

    I thought you said he's not interested in any of that.

  • Grandpa:

    Maybe not in other people. But look how he looks at John! He looks at him like I looked at you on our wedding day. It's love. Not something so trivial as whether he's a man or woman.

  • Grandpa:

    (out of breath)

  • Gramma:

    I knew I married you for a reason.

penns-woods:

toooldforthissh—stuff:

persian-slipper:

notmydate:

The breakfasts Mrs. Hudson cooks for the boys after the stag night.
For John: buttered toast, brown beans, fried sausages, fried egg, fried tomatoes and fried mushrooms.
For Sherlock:  chips (!), fried egg, fried hamsteak with fried pineapple.
John tries to eat his, but given that Sherlock’s knife and fork are still very neatly placed next to his plate it looks like he didn’t even make an attempt.
Mrs. Hudson is evil incarnate.


Actually, she’s being nice here. Fatty foods really do help with hangovers.

If you can keep it in your stomach. Bleh!

Sherlock seems to have a thing for chips. Wasn’t that what he was eating when Mary came to get him to rescue John in TEH?
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penns-woods:

toooldforthissh—stuff:

persian-slipper:

notmydate:

The breakfasts Mrs. Hudson cooks for the boys after the stag night.
For John: buttered toast, brown beans, fried sausages, fried egg, fried tomatoes and fried mushrooms.
For Sherlock:  chips (!), fried egg, fried hamsteak with fried pineapple.
John tries to eat his, but given that Sherlock’s knife and fork are still very neatly placed next to his plate it looks like he didn’t even make an attempt.
Mrs. Hudson is evil incarnate.


Actually, she’s being nice here. Fatty foods really do help with hangovers.

If you can keep it in your stomach. Bleh!

Sherlock seems to have a thing for chips. Wasn’t that what he was eating when Mary came to get him to rescue John in TEH?
Zoom Info

penns-woods:

toooldforthissh—stuff:

persian-slipper:

notmydate:

The breakfasts Mrs. Hudson cooks for the boys after the stag night.

For John: buttered toast, brown beans, fried sausages, fried egg, fried tomatoes and fried mushrooms.

For Sherlock:  chips (!), fried egg, fried hamsteak with fried pineapple.

John tries to eat his, but given that Sherlock’s knife and fork are still very neatly placed next to his plate it looks like he didn’t even make an attempt.

Mrs. Hudson is evil incarnate.

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Actually, she’s being nice here. Fatty foods really do help with hangovers.

If you can keep it in your stomach. Bleh!

Sherlock seems to have a thing for chips. Wasn’t that what he was eating when Mary came to get him to rescue John in TEH?

  • Track Name

    Let it Go (Explicitly honest version)

aihara-tenshi:

kristoffbjorgman:

manestella:

aihara-tenshi:

In honor of finals, a raging blizzard, and needing to release some stress, here’s my short cover of Frozen’s “Let It Go”, with less “PG” lyrics, but probably a lot more true to its original message.

*Explicit, yet kinda honest language. beware*

THANK YOU THIS IS PERFECT FOR MY LIFE. 

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Omg. My lyrics turned in a gifset.
You sir, just made my day.

  • Track Name

    May I Feel Said He

  • Album

    The Love Book

  • Artist

    Tom Hiddleston

tom-hiddleston-voice-clip:

This EROTIC poetry is gonna be the end of me!!!!!

GOD DAMN HIDDLESTON UR VOICE IS SO FRICKIN HOT!!!!!!!

*Seriously this should be ILLEGAL*

"May I Feel Said He" by E. E. Cummings 

may i feel said he
i’ll squeal said she
just once said he
it’s fun said she

may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he
why not said she

let’s go said he
not too far said she
what’s too far said he
where you are said she

may i stay said he
which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she

may i move said he
is it love said she
if you’re willing said he
but you’re killing said she

but it’s life said he
but your wife said she
now said he
ow said she

tiptop said he
don’t stop said she
oh no said he
go slow said she

cccome? said he
ummm said she
you’re divine! said he
you are Mine said she






OH GOD SAVE ME!!!



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